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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Still no good.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

How does the "Chain of Thought" prompting technique enhance inductive reasoning in large language models?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

They put up a sign reading

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How can targeted individuals protect themselves from organized stalking? Have you discovered practical strategies?