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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:30

Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Still no good.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
They put up a sign reading
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)